We are back!

Here at Slimmeria retreat we have successfully weathered the storm, and as from 5 July …

We hope this finds you and your loved ones in good health, and that you have managed to stay reasonably sane in these rather strange times.

Now more than ever we need to start practicing self help, strengthening our immune system, changing bad habits and focusing on a rebalancing body and mind. Our Slimmeria Team is determined to get you feeling and looking great again in no time with our DEEP CLEAN-se POST LOCKDOWN DETOX RETREATS which we can do safely with social distancing at both our spacious Sussex and Devon retreats.

To help with the health and safety of our guests and staff, we have introduced a new operating process and programme, i.e. the new ‘ normal’ including enhanced hygiene measures, sanitiser stations, regular ventilation etc, and we are delighted to bounce back with our simple but effective RAPID WEIGHT LOSS PACKAGES facilitating 7-14 lbs weight loss in just 6-7 days.

All being well, we hope to resume our usual packages by the end of Summer, but in the meantime, take advantage of our SPECIAL OFFERS for July and August and have the ultimate UK summer holiday with a benefit. We have also been sensitive to the price given the current situation, so whilst we will be operating at 50% capacity to allow social distancing, we have still managed to give our patrons a good deal.

See our KEEP IT SIMPLE and BOUNCE BACK RETREATS further down this page and also on our Accommodation page

Slimmingly yours – the Slimmeria team

Merlin Court, Devon

Hye House, Sussex

Back to Basics!

Detox, fitness & Weight loss Retreats at Hye House, East Sussex.

For a truly unique and bespoke detox, fitness and weight loss holiday look no further.

Slimmeria – a specially designated retreat for people to lose weight.

Exclusive and private, affordable and effective, you are sure to find your ultimate slimming and detox programme with a touch of luxury.

In the tranquility of our Slimmeria Retreat our experienced, dynamic and friendly team of fitness and yoga instructors, nutritionists and personal trainers, massage and beauty therapists are on hand to pamper you and give specialist advice on how to maximise your intensive detox programme, helping you to lose weight fast.

Slimmeria is also the best weight loss and fitness boutique retreat to soothe away the stress of modern day living in our peaceful, private surroundings.

Our detox and weight loss programme is unique in its simplicity, remarkable in its effectiveness, and is aimed to create an effect of total wellness, making the fasting experience enjoyable.

We pride ourselves in using the best locally sourced produce for our natural detox and fasting diet, and our freshly prepared raw vegetables, juices and soups will stimulate the slimming process in a healthy way, and will facilitate quick weight loss, without resorting to extremes.

At Slimmeria we combine the effectiveness of a weight loss boot camp with the benefits of an exclusive health spa, and our daily fitness and weight loss programmes are set to encourage weight loss and detox. All fitness activities are designed to suit people with different levels of stamina, to cater for the individual needs of each customer, and guarantee rapid weight loss in a short space of time. Our residential health and fitness retreats will provide you with a complete mind, body and soul MOT.

Situated as far away from temptations as possible, and only slightly over an hour’s train journey from central London, our health retreat is nestled in the beautiful and historic location of Crowhurst, Battle, in East Sussex’s 1066 Country.

The grade 2* Listed Georgian country house has undergone a complete renovation programme offering boutique spa hotel accommodation in a secluded hideaway with idyllic views across sweeping countryside.

…and finally, to help you to fully embrace our ethos, you will be asked to restrain from some of the comforts of modern day life : TV, the Internet, as well as consumption of coffee, tea and alcohol.

At Slimmeria we aim to create a calm and relaxing atmosphere to enable our customers to switch off completely from a busy and stressful lifestyle. For this reason mobile ‘phone use is restricted to private rooms and outside recreation areas.

We look forward to this great opportunity to welcome you to our boutique health retreat. You know you can do it. That slim and confident you!


Keep it Simple and Bounce Back
Sussex retreats


5 day retreat 4 August
Private standard £995
Private twin en suite £1095
Private double bed en suite £1195



Private standard room/ private use of bathroom £1095
Private twin bed en suite £1195
Private double bed en suite £1295
Private garden/4 poster suite £1395

9, 23, 30 August

Inclusive of detox menu,
3-4 accompanied walks,
6 fitness classes and 5 yoga classes.

Spa treatments are bookable and payable on arrival.

All subject to availability
Small groups, limited spaces

For more details or to make a booking for other dates
please visit our Accommodation page
or phone 11am to 6pm on 01424 830153 or 07977 827958
or email:

All prices are inclusive of VAT


Brand new secret Sea Breeze escape!

Weight loss & Rejuvenation Retreat at Merlin Court, Devon

  • NEW picturesque location
  • Historic building
  • Two steps from the sea
  • Boutique environment
  • Holiday with a benefit
  • Stable weight loss and full weight management education
  • Mouthwatering vegan menu facilitating new relationship with food
  • Unique opportunity to become the captain of your transformation
  • Essential tools to cope with temptations of the real world
  • Total rejuvenation inside and out

If you are looking for a holiday with a twist and tremendous benefits – this retreat is your answer. It is not your typical getaway by the sea, but a resort with healthy benefits. During this 6 day programme you will detox and lose weight, learn to resist temptations and completely rejuvenate inside and out. You will learn the art of Slimming and master the art of Healthy Living. The package includes carefully planned menu consisting of healthy food only, Slimmeria’s signature fitness formula and schedule, daily invigorating coastal walks and 1 complimentary spa treatment.

We look forward to welcoming you.

Merlin Court, Granville Road, Ilfracombe, Devon EX34 8AY

Eat clean, train dirty, lose weight, rejuvenate!

Keep it Simple and Bounce Back
Devon retreats


4 day retreat 4 August
Private standard £895
Private  en suite £995 



Private twin bed en suite £1095
Double bed private en suite £1195 

9, 16, 23, 30 August

Inclusive of detox menu,
5 accompanied walks,
5 fitness classes.

Spa treatments are bookable and payable on arrival.

All subject to availability
Small groups, limited spaces

For more details or to make a booking for other dates
please visit our Accommodation page
or phone 11am to 6pm on 01424 830153 or 07977 827958
or email:

Slimmeria Retreats. Unbeatable value, guaranteed results.

Slimmeria, Hye House, Royal Oak Lane, Crowhurst, East Sussex, TN33 9BX | Company Reg 07109375 |
Slimmeria is a luxury slimming, detox and weight loss retreat set in the beautiful Sussex countryside, not far from London, Brighton, Tunbridge Wells, Kent or Surrey, UK.