We’ve bounced back – are you ready to join us?

Short, Sharp, Shock Immune Boosting Retreats

Get ready for winter and use your own body’s first line of defence to fight back the flus and viruses.

Our powerful all natural antioxidant diet will serve as a preventative for any body inflammations
and combined with our specialised vitamin C infused teas will facilitate rapid self healing.

‘Let thy food be thy medicine, and thy medicine be thy food’

This season only we offer shockingly effective short breaks and retreats.


At this challenging time we want to assure you that not only are we a Covid safe Retreat but also a Covid secure Retreat.

Our retreat and organised activities are exempt from the current government ‘6 persons rule’, however we want to ensure you that we are continually listening to the government advice. In line with this, we are also operating a Covid Safe retreat with social distancing in place and running at a reduced capacity.

We all know how much you look forward to coming to our Retreats therefore we would like to give you as much reassurance as possible. In the event that the Retreat has to be cancelled due to lockdown or quarantine in our area or your area (UK or internationally) we offer our ‘’Book with Confidence policy’’ which guarantees you to transfer your Retreat to a mutually beneficial date within the next 24 months from the booking date at no extra cost.

See our KEEP IT SIMPLE and BOUNCE BACK RETREATS further down this page and also on our Accommodation page

Slimmingly yours – the Slimmeria team

Merlin Court, Devon

Hye House, Sussex

Back to Basics!

Detox, fitness & Weight loss Retreats at Hye House, East Sussex.

For a truly unique and bespoke detox, fitness and weight loss holiday look no further.

Slimmeria – a specially designated retreat for people to lose weight.

Exclusive and private, affordable and effective, you are sure to find your ultimate slimming and detox programme with a touch of luxury.

In the tranquility of our Slimmeria Retreat our experienced, dynamic and friendly team of fitness and yoga instructors, nutritionists and personal trainers, massage and beauty therapists are on hand to pamper you and give specialist advice on how to maximise your intensive detox programme, helping you to lose weight fast.

Slimmeria is also the best weight loss and fitness boutique retreat to soothe away the stress of modern day living in our peaceful, private surroundings.

Our detox and weight loss programme is unique in its simplicity, remarkable in its effectiveness, and is aimed to create an effect of total wellness, making the fasting experience enjoyable.

We pride ourselves in using the best locally sourced produce for our natural detox and fasting diet, and our freshly prepared raw vegetables, juices and soups will stimulate the slimming process in a healthy way, and will facilitate quick weight loss, without resorting to extremes.

At Slimmeria we combine the effectiveness of a weight loss boot camp with the benefits of an exclusive health spa, and our daily fitness and weight loss programmes are set to encourage weight loss and detox. All fitness activities are designed to suit people with different levels of stamina, to cater for the individual needs of each customer, and guarantee rapid weight loss in a short space of time. Our residential health and fitness retreats will provide you with a complete mind, body and soul MOT.

Situated as far away from temptations as possible, and only slightly over an hour’s train journey from central London, our health retreat is nestled in the beautiful and historic location of Crowhurst, Battle, in East Sussex’s 1066 Country.

The grade 2* Listed Georgian country house has undergone a complete renovation programme offering boutique spa hotel accommodation in a secluded hideaway with idyllic views across sweeping countryside.

…and finally, to help you to fully embrace our ethos, you will be asked to restrain from some of the comforts of modern day life : TV, the Internet, as well as consumption of coffee, tea and alcohol.

At Slimmeria we aim to create a calm and relaxing atmosphere to enable our customers to switch off completely from a busy and stressful lifestyle. For this reason mobile ‘phone use is restricted to private rooms and outside recreation areas.

We look forward to this great opportunity to welcome you to our boutique health retreat. You know you can do it. That slim and confident you!


Short, Sharp, Shock
Immune Boosting Retreats


Sussex 4 Day Retreat

Inclusive of detox menu, 4 accompanied walks, 4 fitness classes, 4 yoga classes

1, 8, 15, 22, 29 November,
6, 13 December

Arrival on Sunday between 3-5pm,
departure Thursday after lunch

£745 Private twin bed en suite

£795 Private double bed en suite

Small groups, limited places

Sussex 3 Day Retreat

Inclusive of detox menu, 2 accompanied walks, 2 fitness classes, 1 yoga class

5, 12, 19, 26 November,
3, 10, 17 December

Arrival on Thursday between 2-3pm,
departure Sunday am

£645 Private twin bed en suite

£695 Private double bed en suite

Small groups, limited places

Inclusive of detox menu, 6 accompanied walks,
6 fitness classes and 5 yoga classes.

25th October
1 private standard £1095
1 private en suite £1195/£1295

1st November
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 four poster £1395/£1295

8th November
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 garden suite or four poster £1395/£1295

15th November
1 private standard £1095/£995
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 four poster £1395/£1295

22nd November
1 private standard £1095/£995
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 four poster £1395/£1295

29th November
1 private standard £1095/£995
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 garden suite or four poster £1395/£1295

6th December
1 private standard £1095/£995
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 four poster £1395/£1295

13th December Last Retreat 2020
1 private standard £1095/£995
1 private en suite £1195/£1295/£1095/£1195
1 garden suite or four poster £1395/£1295

All prices inclusive of VAT
Spa treatments are bookable and payable on arrival
All subject to availability
Small groups, limited spaces


Brand new secret Sea Breeze escape!

Weight loss & Rejuvenation Retreat at Merlin Court, Devon

  • NEW picturesque location
  • Historic building
  • Two steps from the sea
  • Boutique environment
  • Holiday with a benefit
  • Stable weight loss and full weight management education
  • Mouthwatering vegan menu facilitating new relationship with food
  • Unique opportunity to become the captain of your transformation
  • Essential tools to cope with temptations of the real world
  • Total rejuvenation inside and out

If you are looking for a holiday with a twist and tremendous benefits – this retreat is your answer. It is not your typical getaway by the sea, but a resort with healthy benefits. During this 6 day programme you will detox and lose weight, learn to resist temptations and completely rejuvenate inside and out. You will learn the art of Slimming and master the art of Healthy Living. The package includes carefully planned menu consisting of healthy food only, Slimmeria’s signature fitness formula and schedule, daily invigorating coastal walks and 1 complimentary spa treatment.

We look forward to welcoming you.

Merlin Court, Granville Road, Ilfracombe, Devon EX34 8AY

Eat clean, train dirty, lose weight, rejuvenate!

Keep it Simple and Bounce Back
Devon retreats



For more details or to make a booking for other dates
please visit our Accommodation page
or phone 11am to 6pm on 01424 830153 or 07977 827958
or email:

Slimmeria Retreats. Unbeatable value, guaranteed results.

Slimmeria, Hye House, Royal Oak Lane, Crowhurst, East Sussex, TN33 9BX | Company Reg 07109375 |
Slimmeria is a luxury slimming, detox and weight loss retreat set in the beautiful Sussex countryside, not far from London, Brighton, Tunbridge Wells, Kent or Surrey, UK.